5 dic. 2009

Whadafuck?

ENUNCIADETION OF DE EJERCICIUS:

Imagine you are a journalist or news redactor. Write a notice you would like to spread to the world:

[[Muy bien, esto se arregla con escritura automática. A ver qué sale]]


CHAN-CHAN!


"Good Afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, we must begin with today's most featured news:

This morning, the president of the United States of America, Al-Gore, has arrested Osama Bin Laden totally by his own, as witnesses swear.

The well known terrorist and arch enemy of the country admited he thought that being hidden at Beberly Hills would be a nice idea. When police asked him "Why?" he declared that's because in L.A. there were many things to do and many places to go. Poor idiot. God bless his soul.

As an answer to this offensive undercover strategie that has put our country almost in Def-con 3, Al-Gore added that all shoemakers of Frisco are as wonderful as sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

They both went together to the next police station, but decided to have a break at the YMCA while singing the greatest hits by the Village People.

So, we will have to wait 9 months to know the result of this rather impious union.

(God hates gays. Don't you know?)

BREAKING NEWS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!


Lazy Town has just been destroyed by aliens with massive-destruction weapons!!
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Well...

Who gives a Shit?

3 comentarios:

  1. Siempre mola más escribir en ingles (y una parte de lo escrito es de Family guy, que os "he calao")

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  2. No mola nada escribir en inglés. El castellano es más rico, carayu.

    (Pero lo escrito está cuco).

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